I think I might develop more meaningful friendships if I stopped pretending to only speak Swedish or at least learned some actual Swedish and moved to Sweden. Never play cards with cheatgrass. As you may have guessed from the name, it is a plant and doesn’t know how. My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-old you become 50. I don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.

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